- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

John lazzaro likes dick

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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