- Anti Joke

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

u know whats a crime? rape

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex