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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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what is big and white? Your Mom

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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