- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

dat shoe shine tho

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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