Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do I hate? people

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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