What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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