Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Boob

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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guess what>? your mum lol

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can you touch your toes? no

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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What's one plus one? two.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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