- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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