- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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