- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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