- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Where's my tractor?

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Your mother is so fat.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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