- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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