A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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