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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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