- Anti Joke

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor