Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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