Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Barack Obama

what are you mike bibby?

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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