- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Once upon a time a was born

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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