- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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