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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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