- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Women's Rights.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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