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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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