- Anti Joke

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

1+2 = 6

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.