- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Pickles are moist.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Kyle grund parker coffey

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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