- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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