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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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