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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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