Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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A pope meets another one

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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