I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Major League Soccer

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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