Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Christ is a conspiracy

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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