What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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guess what? bannanas

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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