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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

pull my finger (farts)

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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