What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Your life

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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