- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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