Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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