What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Shltskc gw? G

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

knock knock go away

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

kkkk

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

SUCK MY NUTS

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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