Poker face

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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