What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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