- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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