- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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