Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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