What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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