Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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An Asian with a big dick.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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