What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

penis. nuff said.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's your guys names?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Hi what I lug you

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Cripples are lame.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Anti Joke

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