- Anti Joke

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

knock knock Goodbye

This is not a joke.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways