David Cameron

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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A women left the kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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