- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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