- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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