- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Asian women drivers...

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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