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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Ain't idn't a word.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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