- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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