How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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