gingers

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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