Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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I went to work today....

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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