Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Connor is homosexuaI

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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