- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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