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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Women's Rights

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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