- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Once upon a time, The end.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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