- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Your mother just died.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

hashtags suck balls

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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