Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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YOU

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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