- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Male leadership.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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being sober in a bar fight

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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