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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

kennah campion when she talks

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

knock knock? come in

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

SHUT UP JP

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

The cream, it is coming

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