A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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