- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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