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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

How old are you? 7

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A man walks into a bar

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.