- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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