- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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