- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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