- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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