- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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