What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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