- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

I enjoy Popcorn

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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