Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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baloney sandwich

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What does? 42

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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