i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

chinga tue madre Ryan

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Anti Joke

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