What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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