- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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