Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Justin Bieber.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

The Princess is in another castle

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What is 9+10? 19

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

A lot eh?

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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