Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's up? Your time.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

who do we all like george goodburn

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What did the man say to his doctor?

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Anti Joke

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