What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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