Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Kevin and Ramin

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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