What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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