- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

You should read the Terms of Service.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

God is real.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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