- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Should a pole bump an alarm?

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