- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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