- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

This is not funny.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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