Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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