- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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