- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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