Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Take wrong turns

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Anti Joke

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