what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A young baby died.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

why does the man appear fat he is

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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