- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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