- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

An Asian with a big dick.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Where can I apply for janitor school?

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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