- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What happened to my sunglasses?

Firgen and the blung brigade

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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