- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest what in the butt

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

why do asprins work? Because they're white

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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