Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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