- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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