one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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