- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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