What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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