- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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