why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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what's up? my penis.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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