Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Anti Joke

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