Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

No your aunties a joke

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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