If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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