- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

here's a joke... the american education society

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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