- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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A man died.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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