Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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