- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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