For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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