- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Did you know? . You already know!

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Who's on first? Garvey.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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