- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Knock Knock Who did that?

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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