- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hers a joke... japanese people

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

what do you call a black guy african american

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Fine, ladies first.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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