- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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