Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

your mama so old, shes dead.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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