- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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