Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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My children are mistakes

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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