- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Your Mum is soo fat.

FUCK YOU

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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