- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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