Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Alchohol.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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kieran is a homosexual

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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