what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Sarah Palin.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Penis

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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