waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

speak now or forever hold your pee

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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