- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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