What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

I hate blackniggers

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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