How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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