- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What do you call a black man? A person

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

I enjoy Popcorn

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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