- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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