What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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BIG PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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