- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call two dog? dogs

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

So a bar walks into a man...

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