- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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