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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

being sober in a bar fight

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

why am I writing this...im bored

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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