- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

read this sentence again.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

KILL WHITEY

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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