- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

I love alchohol!

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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