- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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