What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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people magazine

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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