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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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