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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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