- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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