My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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