Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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