Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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