- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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