- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

FUCK THE JEWS

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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