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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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