- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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