- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Once upon a time a was born

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

penis. nuff said.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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