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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

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