- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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