- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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