- Anti Joke

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died