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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Call of Duty is a good game.

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