-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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How old are you? 7

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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