What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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