Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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