Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What? Huh?

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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