A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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women's rights.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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